mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
just hold on
She is everything.
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
i’ve been wanting to stick these in there forever but i wanted to find a source that didn’t just offer “one size”…. so now these are available in small, medium and large! i’m working to make larger sizes available asap as well :)
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
My sushi is too strong for you, traveller